![]() ![]() I just watched a documentary about the water crisis, and I feel like I have to do something. You’ll have to excuse me if I seem a little off tonight. But the minute you walked in, you turned me on. I’ve got to admit, I was feeling a little off earlier. I’ve checked off my whole to-do list except for one thing – you. Can I search your chest and see if it’s there? I’m a pirate, and I’m coming for that booty. Sorry, what did you say your name was? I want to make sure I have it right when I’m screaming it later. I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. I must be mistaking you for my future wife. We’ll talk about whatever pops up.ĭid you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.ĭo I know you from somewhere? No? You just look so familiar. Sorry, that seat is taken, but you can come and sit on my lap if you’d like. I don’t want to have kids with you, but I’m happy to help you practice. You might get a couple of eye rolls from your friends, but a person with a sense of humor might at least give you a chance to make a good second impression if you start with one of these lines. Flirty pick-up lines can help you break the ice by getting a smile or even a laugh from the person who’s caught your eye. Slightly RisqueĪ pick-up line doesn’t have to be aggressive to be effective. It may be wise to test your luck with a milder pick-up line before you get too spicy. Just be careful – the more forward you are, the more likely you are to be rudely rejected if you pick the wrong person to use it on. Santa was busy Scratching his HEAD in a Mall.This list of pick-up lines ranges from slightly risque (PG-13) to ultra explicit (XXX), so there’s a line here for the bold and the timid alike. Madam Class Mein: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?” Santa: “Madam Ji Main Batau” Madam: “Yes” Santa: “Balla Utha Ke Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX“ Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain. Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte? "Uske pas ek admi betha tha" us admi ne santa ka gaana sun kar bohuth maara Santa ek baar park me beth kar gaana ga roha tha "Aj main upar ASMA Niche" Gaya tha k aj barish ki waja se me ghr nhi a Santa apne dost k ghr se apne ghar janelagaĭost: aj mere pas hi rok jao barish bohattez Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?” Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“ Sardar Shopkeeper Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: “Mere Size Ka Condome Milega?” Dukandar Hairani Se : “Tum Itne Bade Condome Ka Kya Karoge?” Sardar Replied: “Yaar! Fancy Dress Show Mein Lun.d Ban Kar Jaunga“ Santa-Sir jo marzi keh do usko konsa kuch sunai Jis admi ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? i got for you the real fun santa banta jokes. Read the most funny Hindi Non Veg jokes collection. ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |